Dose Of Humor

December 16, 2008

"And I love this idea. Congress wants to promote a car czar to oversee the auto industry. You know, even if he's half as successful as Bill Bennett was as the drug czar, oh, our problems will be solved. A car czar. What democracy has a czar?" --Jay Leno "Why is it every time we have a government crisis, we reverse to feudalism? We need a mortgage duke. A duke of mortgages. We need an energy ayatollah in this country." --       Jay Leno "Well, it looks like the automakers are going Read Full Article

Dose Of Humor

November 10, 2008

"And according to a federal report, unemployment claims went up by 300,000. And that's just Republicans in Washington." --Jay Leno "Some of the smaller elections across the country on Tuesday were very close. The election for mayor in a small town in Minnesota was a tie, so they decided to choose a winner with a coin toss. Unfortunately, the economy is so bad, no one had a coin." --Conan O'Brien "Barack Obama promised a new America in which the powerless will have a voice. So, he's Read Full Article

Paying With Plastic? Beware of Temporary Charges

September 22, 2008

Many of us learned the hard way that when we use a debit or credit card to fill up our cars, many banks and credit card companies will automatically put a freeze on $75 of your funds even if you only pumped $10 worth, limiting your credit line and possibly penalizing you if your checking account is on the edge. Thanks to an Avon man who keeps close track of his finances, I am learning that this troubling practice extends far beyond gas stations. Hotels, restaurants, car rental companies, Read Full Article

Administration Wants Quick Action...Dems Want Protection

September 22, 2008

WASHINGTON - The Bush administration insisted Sunday that Congress must move quickly to approve what one lawmaker called the “mother of all bailouts” — a $700 billion proposal to buy a mountain of bad mortgage debt in an effort to unfreeze the nation’s credit markets. Congressional leaders endorsed the plan’s main thrust, saying passage might occur in a matter of days. But they said it must be expanded to include help for people on Main Street as well as the big Wall Street Read Full Article

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