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November 23, 2008

"Executives of General Motors, Ford and Chrysler testified on Capitol Hill, trying to get a $25 billion loan. President Bush was against the loan until Dick Cheney whispered in his ear, 'Cars use oil.'" --Jay Leno "The auto executives for the Big Three are being criticized now, because, before they asked Congress for billions of dollars, they all flew to Washington in private jets. Yeah, separately, in private jets. In their defense, the executives said, 'We would have driven, but our cars Read Full Article

November 10, 2008

"And according to a federal report, unemployment claims went up by 300,000. And that's just Republicans in Washington." --Jay Leno "Some of the smaller elections across the country on Tuesday were very close. The election for mayor in a small town in Minnesota was a tie, so they decided to choose a winner with a coin toss. Unfortunately, the economy is so bad, no one had a coin." --Conan O'Brien "Barack Obama promised a new America in which the powerless will have a voice. So, he's Read Full Article

November 1, 2008

"The other day, in Washington, I don't know if you heard about this, the Secret Service arrested a man who climbed over the White House fence. True story. Yeah, the Secret Service told the man, 'Get back here, Mr. President. You have two more months.'" —Conan O'Brien     Old Time Bank Humor   One rule which woe betides the banker who fails to heed it . . . Never lend any money to anybody unless they don't need it. --Ogden Nash   Money won't buy happiness, but it Read Full Article

October 1, 2008

Congress voted against the bailout. They were told to vote their conscience. That totally confused them . . . they said, “What?!?” - Jay Leno The House killed the bailout plan. So Washington failed to act? I didn’t see that coming. - David Letterman Yesterday, the Dow Jones dropped 777 points, which wiped out $1.2 trillion dollars in the stock market. Financial experts say the last time so much money disappeared in one day was when Oprah left her purse in a cab. - Conan O'Brien Read Full Article