FREE MORTGAGE NEWS 4U.COM by Brenda Jarvis

December 16, 2008

"And I love this idea. Congress wants to promote a car czar to oversee the auto industry. You know, even if he's half as successful as Bill Bennett was as the drug czar, oh, our problems will be solved. A car czar. What democracy has a czar?" --Jay Leno "Why is it every time we have a government crisis, we reverse to feudalism? We need a mortgage duke. A duke of mortgages. We need an energy ayatollah in this country." --       Jay Leno "Well, it looks like the automakers are going Read Full Article

November 25, 2008

• Talking about the economy over the weekend, Barack Obama said, “There are no quick, easy fixes.” To which Amy Winehouse said, “There are in my neighborhood.” --Jay Leno   • Down in Washington, the big Capitol Hill Christmas tree arrived. The contract to decorate the tree went to Halliburton for $10 billion. --David Letterman     • Another good day for the stock market. Up almost 400 points today. If this keeps up every day for the next three years, we’ll Read Full Article

November 10, 2008

"And according to a federal report, unemployment claims went up by 300,000. And that's just Republicans in Washington." --Jay Leno "Some of the smaller elections across the country on Tuesday were very close. The election for mayor in a small town in Minnesota was a tie, so they decided to choose a winner with a coin toss. Unfortunately, the economy is so bad, no one had a coin." --Conan O'Brien "Barack Obama promised a new America in which the powerless will have a voice. So, he's Read Full Article

November 3, 2008

On Friday the kids went through the neighborhood asking for handouts — the same thing Wall Street did a few months ago. I saw the scariest costume — one kid was dressed as a 401(k). Two kids came together to my house. One was dressed as Mickey Mouse, while the other was dressed as an ACORN volunteer trying to register him to vote. ---Jay Leno Hope you set your clocks back an hour this weekend. I’m thinking, Read Full Article

November 1, 2008

"The other day, in Washington, I don't know if you heard about this, the Secret Service arrested a man who climbed over the White House fence. True story. Yeah, the Secret Service told the man, 'Get back here, Mr. President. You have two more months.'" —Conan O'Brien     Old Time Bank Humor   One rule which woe betides the banker who fails to heed it . . . Never lend any money to anybody unless they don't need it. --Ogden Nash   Money won't buy happiness, but it Read Full Article

October 23, 2008

Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls-Royce to a downtown New York City bank and went in to ask for an immediate loan of $5,000. The loan officer, taken aback, requested collateral and so the man said, "Well then, here are the keys to my Rolls-Royce." The loan officer promptly had the car driven into the bank's underground parking for safe keeping, and gave him $5,000. Two weeks later, the man walked through the bank's doors, and asked to settle up his loan and get Read Full Article