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November 10, 2008

"And according to a federal report, unemployment claims went up by 300,000. And that's just Republicans in Washington." --Jay Leno "Some of the smaller elections across the country on Tuesday were very close. The election for mayor in a small town in Minnesota was a tie, so they decided to choose a winner with a coin toss. Unfortunately, the economy is so bad, no one had a coin." --Conan O'Brien "Barack Obama promised a new America in which the powerless will have a voice. So, he's Read Full Article

October 17, 2008

Report more evidence nation is struggling with a weak economy Construction of new homes plunged by a bigger-than-expected amount in September, as builders slashed production to the slowest pace since early 1991, when the country was in a deep recession. Friday’s housing report was yet another piece of evidence that the nation is struggling with a weak economy that, if the financial crisis is not solved, could dive into a sustained downturn. President Bush on Friday said in a speech Read Full Article

October 15, 2008

"This economy is crazy. Are you with me on that one? This is what I saw today. I saw a Lehman Brothers executive walking around town wearing a sign that read, 'Will work for a seven-figure bonus.'" –David Letterman "According to a group of Nobel prize-winning scientists, because of the economic crisis, the planet might actually improve from the damage of global warming, because we're using less fossil fuel and we're saving energy. See, this shows the brilliance of President Bush's plan. Read Full Article

October 13, 2008

Today is Columbus Day, which is why all the banks are closed. At least I think that’s why all the banks are closed ... Columbus is the only guy who could close more banks than President Bush. I don’t think President Bush understands the financial crisis. When asked about General Motors, he said, “I think he’s doing a fine job in Iraq.”- Jay Leno This weekend, the leaders of the world’s richest countries got together to discuss the global economic meltdown. President Bush Read Full Article

September 22, 2008

Mortgage and Finance humor: The stock market crashed yesterday, though analysts are calling it a correction. Once again, I don’t think President Bush gets it. Today, he was asked if customers should be concerned about all these bank closings. He said it doesn’t matter — if the bank is closed, just use the ATM. The election is getting near. I don’t think Sarah Palin knows anything about the economy either. She was asked today what people should do in a bear market. She said, Read Full Article

September 17, 2008

Not a good sign: I swung by my bank today to make a withdrawal — it’s now a nail salon. President Bush has a plan to get us out the financial crisis: In January, he leaves office. Jay Leno As happens in times of financial crises, the price of gold has skyrocketed. By the time the market closed yesterday, the value of Flavor Flav’s mouth doubled. Jimmy Kimmel Read Full Article